Post by Andrew Gordon on Jun 23, 2012 18:50:11 GMT -5
Good day houseguests, this is the Phantasm.
You thought you could eliminate me week 1 in this game? HA. Think again.
It was incredibly easy to convince this bunch of morons and halfwits that Dick was the Phantasm. Ya'll need to be more careful of who you're listening and where you're getting your rumors from.
As for this week's HOH, I think that Crazy Jamezzz should now be required to change his name to Retarded Jamezzz, not only because its retarded to spell your name with Z's but also because you were just SO sure Dick was your man. The only way you could have chosen a more retarded character to play in this game was if Crusty Dusty would have allowed you to play as Frosty from survivor.
So thats where we stand houseguests, im here *clap clap* im queer *clap clap* and i aint goin anywhere. So if you want to take a chunk out of the Phantasm, you bitches are gonna have to step up your game.
Phantasm........OUT!
