Taunt Thread

[Amanda Craig]

Good day houseguests, this is the Phantasm.

You thought you could eliminate me week 1 in this game? HA. Think again.

It was incredibly easy to convince this bunch of morons and halfwits that Dick was the Phantasm. Ya'll need to be more careful of who you're listening and where you're getting your rumors from.

As for this week's HOH, I think that Crazy Jamezzz should now be required to change his name to Retarded Jamezzz, not only because its retarded to spell your name with Z's but also because you were just SO sure Dick was your man. The only way you could have chosen a more retarded character to play in this game was if Crusty Dusty would have allowed you to play as Frosty from survivor.


So thats where we stand houseguests, im here *clap clap* im queer *clap clap* and i aint goin anywhere. So if you want to take a chunk out of the Phantasm, you bitches are gonna have to step up your game.


Phantasm........OUT!

[Amanda Craig]

Well well well, it looks like my work here is going smoother than i could have ever imagined. Not only did retardedzzz james not figure out who i was last week, but this week I successfully convinced Kaysar to figuratively blow his brains out for me, what a sweet guy that Kaysar is, always looking out for the good ole Phanstasm.

Anywayssss, i just want to remind you stupid bitches to keep up the good work, watching you morons try to get me out of this game is like watching a retard try to hump a doorknob. If you want a piece of the Phantasm you're going to have to get your heads out of your asses and start playing this game.

XOXO - The Phantasm



P.S. RIP Kaysar, the ultimate sucker.

[Amanda Craig]

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, here i finally thought i had met my match and you were coming to take down the great Phantasm, but alas another person leaves and i am no closer to going home than i was last week *thanks Kaysar*

I had such high hopes for you Kevin. God why are the pretty ones always sooo dumb. Here i was cravin asian and all i got was a cold bowl of soggy rice. I am epically disappointed with you Kevykins *sigh*

As for the rest of you, you really need to think about what's going to happen if i survive two more evictions. I know Dustin isn't the best at "splainin" things so i'll give you bitches a little refresher.

If i am still here in 2 rounds, I, me, the MIGHTY PHANTASM have the power to evict two people. TWO PEOPLE. Jesus Christ its good to be me. There are alot of people in here that are playing some excellent games, it would be an absolute shame to have to walk out the door on my behalf So bust out your magnifying glasses and get your shit together, or you's gonna be in trouble.

Sincerely,

The Phantasm

P.S. SUCK IT RETAR... errrrrr DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED ummm PEOPLE *your welcome Enzo*

[Amanda Craig]

Oh, oww, you got me pardner, ughhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!








































lol, jk

Poor poor Jamessss, i was seriously hoping that you'd stick around for a few more rounds. I really could've used you as a sidekick for when the shit started to hit the fan. The robin to my batman, if you will. But i guess you took a bullet for me this round, just like a good sidekick should, so consider yourself vindicated ole boy.

So with that being said, instead of just taunting you bitches and telling you all just how stupid i think you are, i'm gonna try something a little bit different.

As you know, this is the last possible round that you can evict me and everyone is going to go all out to make sure that I am not in the game after this round, which is hardly fair to me. Basically your odds of getting me out this round are slim to none, and slim has his bags packed at the train station.

I've decided to give one of you an opportunity to secure yourself in this game when i undoubtedly stay this round.

As soon as the winner of the HOH competition is announced the week, I will offer the winner of this week's challenge complete immunity from nomination and eviction next week as long as you nominate the two people i tell you to this week.

When the winner of the challenge is announced, if you accept my offer, repost a large "X" in the results thread, at that point Dustin will let you know who i want you to nominate and in the event of the veto being used, you'll also be informed on who to nominate at that point.

This is the offer, hand over your HOH week to me and you'll be completely immune when The Phantasm comes into power next week.

Of course if the HOH decides to decline my offer and come at me hard in one last ditch attempt to get rid of THE GREAT PHANTASM, then you'd better make sure to get rid of me, because if you don't then i GUARANTEE you that you will 100% be nominated next week.

So its your call future HOH, either you're with me or your'e on the block next week. Remember, i need to see that big "X" in the results thread if you accept my offer.

To the rest of you, good luck. Youre gonna need it

[Amanda Craig]

HEY HEY HEY,


Well i know you've all been trying to oust me since week 1, but apparently you arent too good at being detectives. Sherlock Holmes would be ashamed right now.

I know one of you did actually figure out who i was, but i guess it was too little too late.

Now normally this is the point in my statement where i would call you all stupid, but i think we've already walked down that road one too many times.

It's pretty obvious that some of you weren't even really trying to get rid of me, but instead using the thought of having the EVIL PHANTASM in the game as fear to try to get rid of people you thought were potential threats to your game and if those people happened to be the phantom, well then rainbows and butterflies for you.

Like i did say last week, there are alot of people in here that have played some really solid games, and its going to be a shame when i lay complete waste to them this week.

HOWEVER, i am going to give everyone a chance to not get put on the block next week, where you have a 50% chance of going home if you don't see your key.

If you want to stay off the block this week, then bitches better start talking. I want to know everything you know in this game, who people are IRL, alliances, secret powers. EVERYTHING. And if i feel like youve told me enough, then i will absolutely 100% spare you from sitting on the block this week. If you choose to abstain, then there's a good shot your'e going to be going home.

So jump on that AIM or send me a PM, i dont care i just want to know what you know.

Thanks and have a PHANTastic day.

XOXO

THE PHANTASM