Post by Britney Haynes on Jun 23, 2012 18:08:45 GMT -5
Hey guys, Britney here. Our lovely host Dustin had some business that came up and needed attending to so I'll be hosting your eviction and HOH competition until his return. Anyway, let's get on with the first eviction of the season.
At the end of the first week, we have 2 left nominated. Erika, and Dick, one of you will be the first person to be evicted from Big Brother Brawl Season 7: The Haunted House.
vs
Lets get down to it...
By a vote of
9-1
Dick
You have been evicted from the Big Brother Brawl House. You may say your good-byes in here. Erika, that means you are safe.
Carol, you failed to vote or write a confessional so you'll be receiving some strikes. Step it up; you don't want to be the token houseguest we have each season (except for last season) where someone is expelled.
With that being said, many of you thought Dick was the Phantasm. Lets see if he in fact was.
Dick...
Was NOT the Phantasm.
However, the real Phantasm has left some words for the rest of you.
Good day houseguests, this is the Phantasm.
You thought you could eliminate me week 1 in this game? HA. Think again.
It was incredibly easy to convince this bunch of morons and halfwits that Dick was the Phantasm. Ya'll need to be more careful of who you're listening and where you're getting your rumors from.
As for this week's HOH, I think that Crazy Jamezzz should now be required to change his name to Retarded Jamezzz, not only because its retarded to spell your name with Z's but also because you were just SO sure Dick was your man. The only way you could have chosen a more retarded character to play in this game was if Crusty Dusty would have allowed you to play as Frosty from survivor.
So thats where we stand houseguests, im here *clap clap* im queer *clap clap* and i aint goin anywhere. So if you want to take a chunk out of the Phantasm, you bitches are gonna have to step up your game.
Phantasm........OUT!
So with that being said the Phantasm is still in the game, and stronger then ever. Stay tuned for the next HoH houseguests.